AISubs v3.7
I don't want to say it myself, but it's been 2,000 years since I moved in here.
[It's been 2,000 years since they moved in here.]
What's famous about this house is that it's poor.
- Do you have a shower? - Huh?
[A shower?]
I'll wash your hair for you!
[A shower?]
Now, Kussu, please introduce today's guests!
Today's guests are Ena!
Nice to meet you!
Then, please introduce yourselves.
Yes, I'm Takiguchi Kirara.
I'm Takiguchi Hikaru.
I'm Miira Misato.
We are Ena of Tsumuri.
Nice to meet you!
Yeah!
Nice to meet you!
I feel like an adult.
I feel like an adult or a veteran.
You're older than me.
We're older than you.
We're like brothers.
Brothers?
We're about five years apart.
We're the same age.
We're both veterans.
Yeah, you're right.
What about you, Miira?
I haven't decided on a leader yet.
I'm in the center.
You're in the center, right?
Ena is in the center.
Ena is us.
We're self-produced.
The name "Ena" comes from the smoke industry.
We want to be free like smoke.
We want to be in different shapes and times.
That's the concept of our outfit.
What about your outfit?
I designed it myself.
You designed it all?
It's a nice outfit, isn't it?
Thank you!
I think it's really good.
Are you wearing a ribbon on your head?
Is that a ribbon?
Yes, it is.
You're the only one wearing it.
It went somewhere earlier.
Like smoke?
You're not gay?
Do you know this band?
Yes, Masashi and Misato are from Europe.
You know them well.
I used to work with Atsushi Tamura, an idol produced by Atsushi Tamura.
At that time, there were a lot of catchphrases in the band.
For example, "I'm an Italian girl in 2000."
I haven't said it myself, but...
That's amazing!
I haven't said it myself, but...
How about you, Kira?
I'm a 2000-year-old younger sister.
If you say you're brothers...
We don't fight much, so it's easy for me to do it.
I've been at home all the time.
It's easy for you to do it when you're older than your sister.
Can you stop saying that?
This channel is the only channel I can say it.
I feel like my younger sister is bullying me.
You're brothers, aren't you?
I used to be bullied a lot in the past.
The most unreasonable thing was...
I was brushing my teeth in front of the mirror.
Then Hikari started brushing her teeth later.
Even though I'm in front of the mirror like this...
Hikari started brushing her teeth in front of the mirror.
That's the most unreasonable and scary thing.
How old were you?
I was probably three or four years old.
Five years apart is a big difference.
I still have a fear of that.
Can you forgive me if I say I'm sorry?
Here you go, sister.
I'm sorry.
What became famous was that the house was poor.
You can say that!
I've been saying that for a long time.
At first, there is a website called "Matomi-saito" for 2,000 beautiful women.
A fan set fire to it.
When I saw it, I had a deep conversation with Mr. Nitteru.
He set fire to it and that's where it started.
What did you say?
Do you know where it is?
Two barns.
Two barns!?
There are two barns, right?
Six people.
Parents and four families, right?
There is a double bed in the barn.
People like to sleep where there is space.
When people eat, people fold up and that's the living room.
So?
There is no shower.
What?
Only in the evening?
Only in the evening.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Even now?
Even now!?
For example, when you go on a nationwide tour or stay at a hotel, you take a shower for the first time in years.
It's like rubber.
Rubber!?
There are so many lines coming out!
Like a lot of water coming out of this hole!
It's amazing!
It's like that.
First of all, it's amazing that water comes out!
Can I say what I think?
I want you to be happy!
Since Okada-san is here, why don't you do something like this?
Anything you want me to do?
I want you to ask him.
Ask him?
Toothbrushes!?
Why do you lick your toothbrushes?
Why do you lick your toothbrushes!?
I'm listening!
What are you talking about?
It's too hard!
What do you think of being licked by a toothbrush?
I don't like it.
If you are licked by a toothbrush and you don't like it, you will say "I don't like it".
Idol fans not only talk about smiles, but also want to see the faces of people who hate it.
It is a game in which only one in the world comes at once when a man says "no" and a woman says "yeah" at once.
If you are licked by a toothbrush and you don't like it, you will say "no"!
But if you don't like it, you can understand why you don't like it.
I didn't say "no" at all at that time.
I want to hear it! I want to hear it!
I'm not excited at all.
Oh, is that so?
I calculated how much, what kind of expression and what kind of voice I should make.
Oh!
I hope you like it.
You were doing it properly in business.
I'm doing it as a hobby.
No! This! This! This!
Ah!
This!
To be honest, the image I saw on TV was really disgusting.
To be honest, I'm sorry.
That's the best compliment.
I want you to meet me and say that I'm a good person.
No!
No! No! No!
No!
I want you to do it! I want you to do it!
I want you to do it!
If there was a monitor behind me when the concert was going well and the audience were in a hurry, I would make a song in between and go to the dressing room now.
What do you want me to do?
What?
I'll wash your hair with my tongue!
Announcement!
Enna recently started the weather park at Akihabara Culture Division.
We will put in customers and hold live performances, so please look forward to it!
Thank you for your hard work in the future, ladies and gentlemen!
[Next episode]
Are there many people who want you to come?
I've never refused. That's how popular it is.
There is a site called "japanion". I'm the editor.
What?
[Japanion is a Japanese-language site where you can read and write in Japanese.]
Are you crazy?
In the future, it's my personal life problem, so I'd like to revive it somehow.
It's a risk for me, isn't it?
That's right.
[Next episode]
"next idol group" is a new one, isn't it?
I may not be able to introduce it.
I really wanted to invite you to this program.
I'm sorry.
It's a shame.
[Next episode]
Idols have to work hard in this world and cheer for them.
That's right.
If you don't call me early, I might fail.